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The new book I've been working on
  
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-4 2.8.10 at 11:21am #1 AreYouRandyBaby
Some of you may not have believed me but I am working on a new book. I'm not releasing the name yet but I will give you a sample from the first chapter.

"I'm sprinting past the church in my neighborhood and sooner than I knew it I was standing in front of the graveyard kneeling. It felt as if my body was being controlled by a juggernaut force! In my mind I knew what was taking place, but I just couldn't control myself. Suddenly I stood to my feet in a quick motion. My hands scratched all the way down to my elbows, covered in blood from where I was tripped by an infant on fire who was still about a quarter mile down the road. I started to suck on the blood so that I would stop dripping all over the clean pavement. The blood tasted better than water after running a few miles. My mouth started to be in pain from how hard I was taking it all in. Everything started to take a turn and slow down now. I was creeping towards the tall, black gate with the cross at the top symbolizing christ. There were sharp needle-like points at the top lining of the gate. It looked like they were there to keep trespassers away. As if someone was going to break into a cemetery in this century. But that is just what I was doing. "
-1 2.8.10 at 11:30am #2 THUNDERFUCK
..brilliant
-1 2.8.10 at 11:54am #3 MoZZy
try not to use exclamation points outside of a quote!
1 2.8.10 at 12:32pm #4 blank
youtube.com/watch?v=RxKFkWEhGPY
-1 2.8.10 at 1:37pm #5 qruch
were you running after getting in a fight and having sex with 231 different woman?
0 2.8.10 at 2:29pm #6 ztREh
complete trash god damn it.
-1 2.8.10 at 2:43pm #7 Few
Fix typos.
-1 2.8.10 at 3:06pm #8 wHyNoToRiOuS
Not even worth reading. I hope you plan to give money away with your books. Otherwise, no one will get it.
0 2.8.10 at 3:07pm #9 skeEzeball
Referenced post #8 by wHyNoToRiOuS
Not even worth reading. I hope you plan to give money away with your books. Otherwise, no one will get it.
#8 I would probably turn that down too. Not worth it.
0 2.8.10 at 4:13pm #10 jtaylor
reading is for nerds
0 2.8.10 at 4:19pm #11 -Sin-
Referenced post #1 by AreYouRandyBaby
Some of you may not have believed me but I am working on a new book. I'm not releasing the name yet but I will give you a sample from the first chapter.

"I'm sprinting past the church in my neig...hborhood and sooner than I knew it I was standing in front of the graveyard kneeling. It felt as if my body was being controlled by a juggernaut force! In my mind I knew what was taking place, but I just couldn't control myself. Suddenly I stood to my feet in a quick motion. My hands scratched all the way down to my elbows, covered in blood from where I was tripped by an infant on fire who was still about a quarter mile down the road. I started to suck on the blood so that I would stop dripping all over the clean pavement. The blood tasted better than water after running a few miles. My mouth started to be in pain from how hard I was taking it all in. Everything started to take a turn and slow down now. I was creeping towards the tall, black gate with the cross at the top symbolizing christ. There were sharp needle-like points at the top lining of the gate. It looked like they were there to keep trespassers away. As if someone was going to break into a cemetery in this century. But that is just what I was doing. "Read More
#1 Wtf is this book about?
0 2.8.10 at 4:55pm #12 JoshuaTheGreat
I laughed when you "tripped over an infant on fire"
0 2.8.10 at 5:02pm #13 smt
not suer if srioes?
0 2.8.10 at 5:04pm #14 TangoBlasting
rofl this guy is still posting fail troll threads? what a nice life rofl
0 2.8.10 at 5:22pm #15 chode
Referenced post #12 by JoshuaTheGreat
I laughed when you "tripped over an infant on fire"
#12
0 2.8.10 at 5:23pm #16 Rangaha_-
bad book is bad
0 2.8.10 at 5:45pm #17 m-diL
<3
Referenced post #4 by blank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxKFkWEhGPY
#4


ive been looking for the vid of this but could never find it
0 2.8.10 at 5:55pm #18 IRODORI
Referenced post #1 by AreYouRandyBaby
Some of you may not have believed me but I am working on a new book. I'm not releasing the name yet but I will give you a sample from the first chapter.

"I'm sprinting past the church in my neig...hborhood and sooner than I knew it I was standing in front of the graveyard kneeling. It felt as if my body was being controlled by a juggernaut force! In my mind I knew what was taking place, but I just couldn't control myself. Suddenly I stood to my feet in a quick motion. My hands scratched all the way down to my elbows, covered in blood from where I was tripped by an infant on fire who was still about a quarter mile down the road. I started to suck on the blood so that I would stop dripping all over the clean pavement. The blood tasted better than water after running a few miles. My mouth started to be in pain from how hard I was taking it all in. Everything started to take a turn and slow down now. I was creeping towards the tall, black gate with the cross at the top symbolizing christ. There were sharp needle-like points at the top lining of the gate. It looked like they were there to keep trespassers away. As if someone was going to break into a cemetery in this century. But that is just what I was doing. "Read More
#1

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0 2.8.10 at 5:56pm #19 CEREBRAL-WALLSY
You're a regular R.L. Stein, kid
0 2.8.10 at 6:06pm #20 Riptar
lol....
0 2.8.10 at 6:12pm #21 -Sin-
Referenced post #19 by CEREBRAL-WALLSY
You're a regular R.L. Stein, kid
#19 Goosebumps was the shit back in the day. Don't hate.
0 2.8.10 at 6:19pm #22 hlve
lol @
Referenced post #2 by THUNDERFUCK
..brilliant
#2
0 2.8.10 at 6:51pm #23 kasdf
tl;dr
0 2.8.10 at 7:14pm #24 DIESELDAN_wp
first of all

i186.photobucket.com/albums/x259/alastai...


second

this has absolutely no context to it. how are we suppose to make an accurate judgment of it.
0 2.8.10 at 7:25pm #25 combaticus
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Referenced post #4 by blank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxKFkWEhGPY
#4 youtube.com/watch?v=drHPw18RO_Q&NR=1
0 2.8.10 at 7:32pm #26 coolahaNx
tl;dr

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0 2.8.10 at 10:49pm #27 AreYouRandyBaby
"I reached into the giant dufflebag that was all the sudden attached to my back. I pulled out a mask so that jesus didn't have to see my face while I was commiting this satanic deed. I procceeded to climb the gate. I jumped up and clinched a strong grip around the top. I pulled myself up so that I could swing my first leg around. I was a sitting duck for about a minute. There were all kinds of thoughts pacing through my mind. I was wondering how it would feel to drive my hand into the spikes at the top of the gate. Or even taking my chest and placing it onto the sharp, metal skin piercer and seeing how far it would go in with the myself. I plunged my left hand into the spike and it went in a great amount forcing me to yell at the top of my lungs in pain. Pain was the best feeling in the crazy little world that I was in. To be in pain was to be in pleasure, and I loved pleasure. I lifted my bloody, pierced hand in the air and smeared blood all over my face. It was becoming hard to keep my balance. I dropped on the other side where the tombstones were staring right into my widened eyes. I started to take baby steps to a grave that looked as if It was just covered. To myself I thought was I really going to harvest a corpse from this cemetery? There was no possible way I was doing this. A thought came into my head as if it were a firey shooting star. Hunger. People always said how delicious humans tasted rather than animals. I looked at the tombstone and it said ready, "Phillip Sully". The name read out something different to me. It sounded like an overweight person's name. I pulled a shovel out of my duffle bag and was about to plunge the shovel head in when I heard a bunch of arguing. I was suddenly laying in my bed covered in sweat. "
0 2.8.10 at 10:59pm #28 kxt
umm poor punctuation/grammar, terrible flow, troll thread IMOoOo
0 2.8.10 at 11:01pm #29 hK-
LOL
0 2.8.10 at 11:07pm #30 MUR-_-DER2
ill buy a copy. will you over night it?
0 2.8.10 at 11:33pm #31 shshshsh
yea im randy
0 2.8.10 at 11:36pm #32 Oxyuranus
i'll buy a copy on my amazon kindle.
0 2.8.10 at 11:52pm #33 CEREBRAL-WALLSY
I'll only buy it if the ghost of Lofantaine does the audio book.
0 2.9.10 at 12:16am #34 dc2
"My mouth started to be in pain from how hard I was taking it all in."
0 2.9.10 at 12:24am #35 Biki
Referenced post #28 by kxt
umm poor punctuation/grammar, terrible flow, troll thread IMOoOo
#28 dont listen to them...


trollers...



adn why post that masterpiece in a nerd's gaming dream forum?




take it to ur porfessor.
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