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0 2.9.10 at 6:08am #1 noni
It varies from person to person and guys to girls. My wife says once a week is to much what the fuck is a median for this. Once a week? What the fuck am I 80? 80 year old's probably get more.
0 2.9.10 at 6:11am #2 Dean
Maybe shes just mad you're still paying for and playing esea for more than an hour a day.
0 2.9.10 at 6:14am #3 tok
Your fault for making a baby come out of her vagina
0 2.9.10 at 6:15am #4 zephyr
Referenced post #2 by Dean
Maybe shes just mad you're still paying for and playing esea for more than an hour a day.
#2

you have premium.
and you've played 11 some hours this month.

so technically you're still paying for and playing esea for more than an hour a day.

good try though.
0 2.9.10 at 6:15am #5 seXioN_dAssaut
Referenced post #4 by zephyr
#2

you have premium.
and you've played 11 some hours this month.

so technically you're still paying for and playing esea for more than an hour a day.

good try though.
#4 he doesnt have a wife tho or a gf obvious virgin1g is obvious

Last modified on 2/9/2010 at 6:15 am
0 2.9.10 at 6:16am #6 Hellmuth
There is no such thing as too much sex.

Aslong as you aren't missing work/school for it, you are fine. A good couple should usually have sex 4-5 times a week or more to keep eachother from having other thoughts.
0 2.9.10 at 6:17am #7 lateralus
you realize where you fucked up? you got married.
0 2.9.10 at 6:19am #8 fo_X
me and my girlfriend do it a lot, but only because were away from each other so long.
0 2.9.10 at 6:28am #9 noni
Referenced post #6 by Hellmuth
There is no such thing as too much sex.

Aslong as you aren't missing work/school for it, you are fine. A good couple should usually have sex 4-5 times a week or more to keep eachother from having ot...her thoughts.Read More
#6
Don't miss school or work. Bravo TV and TLC seem to have better things on.

Referenced post #7 by lateralus
you realize where you fucked up? you got married.
#7

Maybe but shes the perfect most beautiful woman I've ever met so who knows.
0 2.9.10 at 6:30am #10 Hellmuth
Referenced post #9 by noni
#6
Don't miss school or work. Bravo TV and TLC seem to have better things on.

#7

Maybe but shes the perfect most beautiful woman I've ever met so who knows.
#9

Perfect, meaning little to no sex?

I'd rather have a cute girl who wants a lot of sex.
0 2.9.10 at 6:30am #11 seXioN_dAssaut
Referenced post #9 by noni
#6
Don't miss school or work. Bravo TV and TLC seem to have better things on.

#7

Maybe but shes the perfect most beautiful woman I've ever met so who knows.
#9 show her that post and shell bang ya i promise
0 2.9.10 at 6:33am #12 Starfire^^
NONI why you trolling ? you got a divorce, UNLESS you lied to me.. HOW YOU COULD YOU !!!!!
0 2.9.10 at 6:38am #13 bishop
i love noni and whatever your wife is lacking in that relationship, i will gladly make up for it.
0 2.9.10 at 6:43am #14 chode
you got married. that was your first mistake.
0 2.9.10 at 6:44am #15 b0ski3
sex + weed = bomb
0 2.9.10 at 6:46am #16 Hellmuth
Referenced post #13 by bishop
i love noni and whatever your wife is lacking in that relationship, i will gladly make up for it.
#13

Not until i'm done with you.
0 2.9.10 at 6:49am #17 hasse_tc
noni you always have great stories about your wife.
0 2.9.10 at 6:51am #18 harlE
Not to be mean or anything but you probably just can't satisfy her.

=/
0 2.9.10 at 6:53am #19 rcd0
milkman must be happy
0 2.9.10 at 6:54am #20 Dean
Referenced post #4 by zephyr
#2

you have premium.
and you've played 11 some hours this month.

so technically you're still paying for and playing esea for more than an hour a day.

good try though.
#4 im not married.
0 2.9.10 at 6:57am #21 noni
Referenced post #12 by Starfire^^
NONI why you trolling ? you got a divorce, UNLESS you lied to me.. HOW YOU COULD YOU !!!!!
#12

No she got one more chance

Referenced post #13 by bishop
i love noni and whatever your wife is lacking in that relationship, i will gladly make up for it.
#13

Scott I will rape you

Referenced post #17 by hasse_tc
noni you always have great stories about your wife.
#17

I know but last time I had sex was last harvest moon.
0 2.9.10 at 7:00am #22 ISHBOOOOOOOOOOOO
shes getting too much on the side to make time for you

ZINGGGGGGG
0 2.9.10 at 7:01am #23 st1or
numb your dick so you can last longer
0 2.9.10 at 7:02am #24 CharlieTuna
She's probably not enjoying it...from you. So she doesn't want to do it, b/c its not fun/pleasurable.
0 2.9.10 at 7:02am #25 Digger_Nick
I'm 12, what is this?
0 2.9.10 at 7:16am #26 zikom1l1
yo once a week? wtf... I'm not married but I wouldn't marry if I'm going to have sex once a week, fuck that shit
0 2.9.10 at 7:17am #27 Desp
Referenced post #22 by ISHBOOOOOOOOOOOO
shes getting too much on the side to make time for you

ZINGGGGGGG
#22 win
0 2.9.10 at 7:26am #28 xeon
Referenced post #1 by noni
It varies from person to person and guys to girls. My wife says once a week is to much what the fuck is a median for this. Once a week? What the fuck am I 80? 80 year old's probably get more.
#1 i'd say about 4 guys a month is fine. any more than that and you'll start hurting
0 2.9.10 at 7:37am #29 STUNNASHADES-_-
Yup your fault! she had a baby, most females lose there sex drive after a kid.
0 2.9.10 at 7:39am #30 noni
Referenced post #29 by STUNNASHADES-_-
Yup your fault! she had a baby, most females lose there sex drive after a kid.
#29

HOW DO I GET IT BACK? MARIE CLAIR ISNT HELPING.
0 2.9.10 at 7:41am #31 kindofabigdeal
Derek I know you have access to the internet...especially where you work...RESEARCH so you can be the iron chef of pounding VAGGGGGG

Last modified on 2/9/2010 at 7:43 am
0 2.9.10 at 7:42am #32 MUR-_-DER2
take charge nigga just pick her up sit her on a table and start taking her clothes of and going at it fool.
0 2.9.10 at 7:44am #33 smsh
Foreplay wins.
0 2.9.10 at 7:45am #34 noni
Referenced post #31 by kindofabigdeal
Derek I know you have access to the internet...especially where you work...RESEARCH so you can be the iron chef of pounding VAGGGGGG
#31

I'm about to straight up rape her.

Referenced post #32 by MUR-_-DER2
take charge nigga just pick her up sit her on a table and start taking her clothes of and going at it fool.
#32

I tried that...I got slapped and every time I do something she doesn't like she talks like a down syndrome kid because I HATE that voice. So even if I was in full rape mode that shit would instantly kill me.
0 2.9.10 at 7:46am #35 SDA
Referenced post #15 by b0ski3
sex + weed = bomb
#15
sex + e = magical
0 2.9.10 at 7:48am #36 GoT
Yeah if your married I think surprise sex (rape as you call it) is legal. If it's not it should be, I think it would lower the divorce rate.
0 2.9.10 at 7:51am #37 Hellmuth
Referenced post #36 by GoT
Yeah if your married I think surprise sex (rape as you call it) is legal. If it's not it should be, I think it would lower the divorce rate.
#36

If a girl told me her husband raped her, i'd probably start laughing and ask if she was joking.
0 2.9.10 at 7:55am #38 Limbo
It's all about sex drive.
0 2.9.10 at 7:56am #39 Hellmuth
Referenced post #38 by Limbo
It's all about sex drive.
#38

You know nothing of it.
0 2.9.10 at 8:03am #40 Limbo
Referenced post #39 by Hellmuth
#38

You know nothing of it.
#39 you've got a tough group good luck
0 2.9.10 at 8:03am #41 fang
a woman with a low libido might want it once a month. a woman with a high libido might want it twice a day or more. each woman is unique. and each woman varies according to how she is feeling about her life, you, her job, etc. and according to what time of the month it is. once a week is on the low libido end of the spectrum for early marriage.

you should ask your wife whether she doesn't have the drive for more, or whether she would want more if there weren't something else bothering her. if she doesn't have the drive, there are medical therapies if she is interested/open. if she is normally interested in lots of sex but has other problems keeping her from being in the mood then you've gotta figure that out for yourself. good luck, because mismatched sex drives suck.
0 2.9.10 at 8:05am #42 Hellmuth
Referenced post #40 by Limbo
#39 you've got a tough group :/ good luck
#40

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
0 2.9.10 at 8:06am #43 Limbo
Referenced post #42 by Hellmuth
#40

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
#42 my profile DIDNT YOU GET MY PM? FUCK!!!!!
0 2.9.10 at 8:07am #44 Hellmuth
Referenced post #43 by Limbo
#42 my profile DIDNT YOU GET MY PM? FUCK!!!!!
#43

pNeu is the only one with more posts than me...So I win. And he was the 10th person to join esea and he only has 8000 posts, now do the math aznboi.
0 2.9.10 at 8:09am #45 Limbo
Referenced post #44 by Hellmuth
#43

pNeu is the only one with more posts than me...So I win. And he was the 10th person to join esea and he only has 8000 posts, now do the math aznboi.
#44 lol dude it's not who has the most TOTAL posts*, it's who has the most posts after the month is over, where it goes into finals.

why would i do it by totals? LOLOL NOOB

i already recorded your 'starting' posts

Last modified on 2/9/2010 at 8:10 am
-1 2.9.10 at 8:10am #46 luvton
Referenced post #41 by fang
a woman with a low libido might want it once a month. a woman with a high libido might want it twice a day or more. each woman is unique. and each woman varies according to how she is feeling about he...r life, you, her job, etc. and according to what time of the month it is. once a week is on the low libido end of the spectrum for early marriage.

you should ask your wife whether she doesn't have the drive for more, or whether she would want more if there weren't something else bothering her. if she doesn't have the drive, there are medical therapies if she is interested/open. if she is normally interested in lots of sex but has other problems keeping her from being in the mood then you've gotta figure that out for yourself. good luck, because mismatched sex drives suck.
Read More
#41

THIS GUY MAJORS IN WOMEN STUDIES LOL OLO LOLOLOL

Last modified on 2/9/2010 at 8:11 am
0 2.9.10 at 8:11am #47 Hellmuth
Referenced post #45 by Limbo
#44 lol dude it's not who has the most TOTAL posts*, it's who has the most posts after the month is over, where it goes into finals.

why would i do it by totals? LOLOL NOOB

i already recorded your '...starting' postsRead More
#45

No shit, thats my point. I was telling you to do the math in how much my opponents post per day. I topple all of them.
0 2.9.10 at 8:12am #48 BrandoM
over 3 times a day is too much
0 2.9.10 at 8:13am #49 Limbo
Referenced post #47 by Hellmuth
#45

No shit, thats my point. I was telling you to do the math in how much my opponents post per day. I topple all of them.
#47 wow bad! we'll see at the end of the week
0 2.9.10 at 8:14am #50 darkstarrr__DMiR
kid in my profile picture probably has sex 4 times a day
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