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Fragstarz Team Rules

1. Do Not Cheat.
2. You are a member of a team, this is a team game you will act like a team.
3. Do not talk to bballdude about esea.
4. If you are in vent... you are available to scrim.
5. Do not ask Fraggerz what 4 8 15 16 23 42 is.
6. Never cry cheats in a scrim unless Fraggerz Bballdude and Mexican all approve of it.
7. Never say you were baited.... refer to rule 2.
8. You are required to give Fraggerz your home phone and cell phone number so that in the case that you cheat... He will call the shit out of your house and cell. (ask jardo)
9. Talk shit in scrims while winning.
10. Talk more shit in scrims while losing when you know your going to win.
11. Bind key phrases that make players angry.
12. Never team kill in warmup.
13. Do not hold Fraggerz responsible for any remarks said on vent while drunk.
14. Do not cry about lag or computer problems... we don't care.
15. Play more scrims then esea, only exception is if you have 2000+ skill.
16. Matches > Girlfriends... Always
17. Do not message Fraggerz Bballdude or Mexican outside of the game, message Jbahr and he will translate to one of them. If it is important someone will get back to you. Jbahr is the only one that will listen to it though.
18. Do not tell Fraggerz about every little kid that wants to sponsor us.
19. Lower vent go pro.
20. If you have to ask where the bomb goes.... you should not be carrying it.
21. Never illegal defuse, reconnect for money, or any other match illegal technique during scrims.
22. All problems between teamates will be settled inside the ring of death.
23. If you find the newbs nest it is advised you keep it to yourself or bballdude will exhaust the harvest.
24. While making calls, always keep in mind Long A is now known as Lawn A
25. When possible, always boost your teammate on the rough, this will make for better site holding. (Fondler cannot say the word roof)
26. If at first you get cut from the team make sure to try and rejoin under a different alias, be aware that we might catch u after a few weeks though. (ask Talc / Infandus)
27. Crouch peaking is a must.
28. Remeber that Washington DC is NOT in Washington...
29. bball has not been living under a rock his whole life.. he is actually from utah. So keep this in mind when talking to him directly.
30. Mexican did not choose to be mexican, he just got lucky.
31. When asked who Jbahr is, just tell them he is on the team and you are not.
32. If after beating a team in a scrim we are asked to play out, kindly say yes and then disconnect.
33. Wow talk is forbidden on vent.