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Roster: Xizt, tsoaf, ezmode

Team Profile:
We are all west. We ping 100 to Chicago, 50 to Texas, and 50 to Denver. Therefore, we can NOT play Illinois.


Xizt - What can I say about this guy? He is definitely not a beast, but nor is he human. He is an abso-fucking-lutely God at this counter-strike game. There is nobody who\'s currently touching this game on the surface of planet earth who can remotely get close to his level, in all aspects. He is just too good for even his own good.

ezmode - Incredibly mentally handicapped, and very knowledgeable about most illegal stuff (not going to elaborate further on what the \"stuff\" refers to), but since he\'s also being amazingly adorable at the same time we shall overlook that. Any comment on his counter strike ability is just going to be insult to injury though, if you want to find out about this guy\'s cs abilities, check out the video in his profile.

dosu - A very charming, but emotional and inconsiderate little Korean bastard that we all have a loving-hate for. He has been playing this game for roughly only a year, and already achieved what most people won\'t ever achieve in this game ---he got a girlfriend. No, no, that was not what I meant, I mean, now he can \"shoot a gun straight\". He is packed with full potential for this game while having an uncontrollable emotion rolling in his chest constantly. Let us give this guy a round of applause to cheer him on. Yay.

benz0 - A white (yes, white), horse-semen loving little black guy (oh yes, black too). He has such a huge ego and faith in his counter strike abilities that he often considers himself the worst player in the world. He is considered easily the single most frustrating human being to deal with both by his enemies and by his own friends. He has this little fantasy going on about spending a few nights in some five star hotel in Africa with his daughter. Either that, or having a surgery to become partly female.

mstamp - A watery-muscled, self-proclaimed beach loving cutie, who somehow claim he can beat f0rest the counter strike God on aim_map in a best of 3 contest (which is false). His hands are not suited for grabbing most optical device such as mx518 or deathadder because they are so big that they are really only suited to serve himself should his erotic needs arise. His goal on his future would be to really beat f0rest one day fair and square on an aim_map duel, with witnesses. Good luck!

doMs - doMs if you give me a hug, I might actually write you one up too. Scratch that, throw in a blow job.

braly - And here comes our new boy, to whom I bestowed the nickname Guido, for his fierceness. He is a secretly pretending to be white but still maintains a certain degree of Vietnamese-ness. Despite the fact that his progress in his counter strike abilities were hindered due to lack of proper education, he is now under the all mighty guidance of his fellow friends and absorbing knowledge and skills at an impressive speed. He is a very bright boy alright, but he fails at hiding some of his darker thoughts, as he constantly expresses some intimate feelings towards dosu, which kind of embarrasses his other fellow male team members. The God just hopes that he can keep focusing on becoming better at counter enforcing, rather than distract himself with Amico\'s beautiful body and beautiful mushrooms. Sigh.

r3gan - the cutie little brother that we picked up from a dump. He claims that he came from the Hidden Village of Vietnam and is the grandson of their Nguyenkage. Ross is often cocky and thinks himself the Player To Watch because he thinks he has an influential ninja grandpa back in his hometown. Please don\'t get me wrong he is a bright young woman...eh man, but he is obviously misled and miseducated. Therefore the God had to spend a lot of time teaching him the proper Ways of Ninja, that the God is the supreme being and that he must respect the God. Ross does inherit some of the ninja traits however as he demonstrates that he can have pinpoint accuracy with any projectile he uses, from flying knives to ak or m4a1, befitting a ninja. He is such a lovable fellow that should he get buttraped one day walking on the streets in Vietnam, we\'ll even shed a tear or two for him. Or not.

tsoaf - often nicknamed \"black toast\" by his evil friends, he is constantly under the bully of our Circle of Master and Slaves. Dan is young and rash sometimes, and he is under the illusion that he is no longer fat. Dan does, however, turn into a superman much like the dude in tights in that movie, though in a different manner (that dude takes off his glasses and puts on ugly tights, whereas Dan just strips himself naked) when he is the last man standing in a game of counter forces and the hope and future of the whole world depend on him. It has not been confirmed, but the fact that Dan thinks slow and moves slow in the game sometimes, and he always tries to gay people on eco rounds (which usually ends up having himself gayed) could be due to two factors: 1, his real life fatness somehow sneaked into his counter forces matrix like a virus and infected him with fatness ingame; 2, his long term tiny asian friend David\'s ninja background causes him to be a ninja-wannabe on eco rounds. Whether this is true or not, we may never find out, but something we know for sure as for why Dan belongs to us, is that he is the long lost brother of Sir Vertigo El Retardo Fantasico. They were seperated at birth and finallly reunited with the God\'s help. Lo and behold, the whole world now shall fall into the darkness of El Retardo Fantasico forever!

Former Players:
rdw
Jzor
Wampler
Jee
unpro
fuRtive
catalyst
Nivla
benz0

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