I # Your Niece : my graphics card makes yours look like a fuckin cockroach dropping
THIS IS MY COMPUTER. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY COMPUTER IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT, AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY COMPUTER IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY COMPUTER, I AM USELESS.
I'm bad, i've never been out of CAL-open. I have no skill, I can't aim, my reflexes are slim to none. I don't intend on improving, but it will happen if it happens. I have no real goal in CS, I just plan to have fun and get far without having any real noticeable skill. You might see me at a lan, but I will not be under my normal alias. ;]
-=I've been out of CAL-o, my team went undefeated the last season CAL was alive. I still can't aim, though I do think I have gotten a tad better. My goal is now to not go negative in ESEA-im=-
I find joy in making people mad, but I hardly even have to try in esea to make people mad, they seem to get irritated rather quickly if you just say a few words. I am always willing to sit and talk to someone, regardless of who it is. I am a very friendly person once you know me. I may come off as a dick, but that's just because making friends isn't something I care much about, I have enough. D:
-=I still think it's fun to make people mad in ESEA=-
I play CS because it's the only thing I have fun doing anymore. I used to take part in 'extreme' sports, surfing, skateboarding, skimming, etc. I have gotten bored with those and CS is the only option. I am currently waiting on college, i'm trying to find the right one and the right career path.
-=I till only play CS because it entertains me.=-
I am a nerd, I look like a nerd, I act like a nerd, I am a nerd. I am pale, I have pimples, I dress my own way. I am on the computer a lot which makes me automatically a nerd.
-=I'm still a pale nerd.=-
Fight the powa.
RIP oddy Aug. 5th, 2009 :(
Deaggg went 0-16 in a match.
Udokxadw A juo jxeict doloh ro kubod johaeijco, oloh.
Why would you rage at a player who is bad, it's not like they can help that they're bad. Thats like raging at retards because they are retarded. Get your logic straight.
("so there is reasons why everyone hates america
this is one of the reaosn
why should people be criticized for TYPING or phraisng?>or doing anythign there are so manty reaosns why the PC community is dying every single eprson searches for the shitty in the person below them, and this was the cornerstone of my forum posting. ALL OF YOU are sad. I AM SAD and i admit it, NOT one of you admit it. and i am not speaking of all of you im speaking of the people who post on these forums and ruin the community, whey do youy think this country is slowly becoming everything that it wasnt supposed to be, and sure im preaching to the same choir but im only preaching to the same choir because from what ive experienced hate is so much stronger than lvoe and errrrday the population grows so errday hate grows, soo errday the world gets shittier, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOS AND START LOVING THE FUCKING GOOD IN LIFE INSTEAD OF SEARCHING FOR THE BAD
pathetic.") -bella
("exactly and i type my way cause i read it easier, so let it go and start gainging and understanding towards the fact that evrryone is themsleves and everryone needs to be themsleves and this asepct has been SMITED because epople are constantly seeking to destroy poeple
and this may not be everyone but its what is exhibited upon evreyrone internet forum i go on. IM PREACHING TO THE SAME CHOIR but there is a reason WHY SOME poeple say the same things i do.
THERE IS A STANZA for what i am saying
emotions run, because they matter.
ever walk into am eb games and hate the guy at the register because they constantly think theyre right
that is all of you
and that is why my shitty self sustaining self doesnt play video games anymore
youre all lonely, you all attakc everyone, you all hate on everything, you all constantly seek for someone whos shittier than you, its fucking patheirtc. and its not all of you, its the ones who troll, and i am kinda talking to much rihgt now but like TROLLS are here and there are trolls amongst other things such as EVERYTHIGN
everything exists upon everything
why do you think the pyramids in egypt fell
becuase everyone hates everything
this world has lost every ounce of love it ever had
its so hard to meet people who appriciate the good in life.
and maybe its just me
but fuck it
im sad.
haahah
YOU DONT MATTER") - bella
("like when the kid who cant play as well as you do does soekmhting stupid what good is it to smite him? no good.
all youre doing is hurting he/she which in turn hurts the next person because they are trying to feel better bout themselves cause YOU hurt them
the MAJORYTI of this community is so pathetic, there is so much seeeaaking and self mutilating(inthementalasspect)
JUST SHUT THE FUCJK UP (AS SHOULD I)
let people live ther efucking lives
wrre only human let it ufkcng be
wrere the purest form of anything that has ever existed
and slowly each one of us is ruining it, and its so fucking sad. people are constantly hating and its so fucking sad.
praise canada.") -bella
("i know im american, did i ever state the fact that i enjoy it!
once again
people stating the worst aspects about nothing
and oh i am a nerd yet i love it, you do not love it because3 you havce been labeled as a nerd. AND YOU are labeling everyone on these forums because you have been labeled. YOU SIR may lick my vagina because youre pathetic and my vagina it pathetic. and oh p.s. there is nothing wrong with beign a nerd, if you feel like somehting is wrong wiht it, than something is wrong with you because you cannot say youre nat a nerd when youre LOGGED IN and POSTING on ESEA forums
you frick and frackk") -bella
("and the thing about all my rambling is
i cant explain it because if i were to state that it was drug induced i would get flamed
CASUE
kids on computers dont do drugs HOWEVER
im too shy to rant bout this shit even on the itneret
HOWEVER ONCE AGFAIN SENTECE FRAGEMTNS AND PHRAISEIGN
AM I BEING GRADED
no.
EVERYONE
ive been surfing these froums for like 2 years and its so fuckng sad that noboidy ever has anythign good to say, its a reflection of the world around us.
but fuck nobody gives a fuck cause ERRRRBDOy cares what some DUDEWHOKNOWSMAYBEITSSOMECHICk
cares bout what post number 27 has to say bouth themmm
IM BELLA SWAN FEEL MY WRATH") -bella
(" everyone is different, youre azn you came from a foreign land, which regarded you to feeling like you should be awesome when in the latter sir, youre nat aweomse. youre the smited of the almighty smiter.") -bella
("the epitome of stupid wouldnt dwell upon a forum pretending he plays TF2 and trolling little children, YOU SHOULD BE ABOVE ME YOU SHOUDL BE MORE MATURE THAN ME
however ONCE AGFAIN IM SAYING HOWEVER
youre nat, your weiner is small youre asain IM PROFILING
and oh youre pathetic.
and you know what the worst part about me generaliznig is
im contradtcting myself and i dont even know you.
you know why, cause the bad out weighs the good, and your sir, bring on the bad.
go watch your favorite porn because your girlfriend doesnt love you anymore.") -bella
These glorious insults are from an era in the English language were reduced to four-letter words:
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband, I'd give you poisoned tea."
He answered, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
A member of Parliament to Prime Minister Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir", said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
He had delusions of adequacy -Walter Kerr
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -Winston Churchill
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it. -Moses Hadas
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. -Oscar Wilde
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one. - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one. - Winston Churchill, in response.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. - comedian Kip Adota
He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cob
b He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Charles, Count Talleyrand
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx