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Joey B
21
Male
Texas
ESEA Premium Member Premium since 2008
Karma Level 9 (507) 507
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2.5 (ranked #386)
More StatsCounter-Strike 1.6 Csdm Stats: 0-0-0 (.000)
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I play for fun.

PiV FoA empire hitt


Movies:

My mini-movie I made for myself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9ihcMPt9...

Joey & Trey The Movie made by Jose:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhyXkKKVf...




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massywassy: :]
Joey: elaine is so hot
Joey: from seinfeld
massywassy: shes not bad
Joey: shes got a really pretty smile
massywassy: george lopez's wife from the show is hotter
Joey: na
Joey: i dont think
Joey: george lopez's daughter from the show
Joey: yesssssssss
massywassy: dude the daughter yes but shes in 2nd place
massywassy: for sure
Joey: to the mom?
Joey: noooo the daugher is so finE
massywassy: dude watch the show + get a clue
Joey: ROFL
Joey: HAHAH

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massywassy: ok i finally downloaded season 6 of house
massywassy: cya in a week
Joey: ROFL

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brohEEM: wake up in the morning
brohEEM: 15 minute deathmatch session
brohEEM: 10 minute cool down, 20 minute bot training
brohEEM: 10 minute cool down, 15 minute muscle memory

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Joey: ROFL
Joey: this girl took a pic with that twilight guy
Joey: and it already has like 70 comments on it from bitches like freaking out and shit
Joey: wow
Joey: and wheres trey
surge: there was a twilight guy at arbalet???
Joey: .....
surge: he will be home in a sec
Joey: no on my facebook
Joey: ROFL
Joey: wow
Joey: HAHAHAH
surge: oh
surge: well you didnt say that
Joey: ROFL

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collin: which one is kuben?
massy: kubens the one with really sad eyes

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trey: i wanna take spanish but i dont wanna wake up that early
joey: then dont take it
trey: but i want to be trilingual
joey: wait what other language do you speak?
trey: L33t Sp34k
joey: ...thats the nerdiest thing ive ever heard in my entire life

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*screaming at the top of his lungs*
massy: HEY HAVE YOU MET MY DEAGLE? HER NAME IS DELILAH!

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trey: im gonna jack off
trey: brb 45 min
Joey: wHatTa STuD
trey: 4.5*
trey: LOLoLol
Joey: LOL
Joey: LOOOOL

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massywassy: fuck off then
Joey: RoFlZ
massywassy: fuck you and ur shitty ass pool
Joey: :(
massywassy: AwWW boOhOoo SADneSs
massywassy: STFU
Joey: HAHAHAHAHA
massywassy: ROFL

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massywassy: well i wanted to make fun of him
massywassy: for like havin good stats in pugs
massywassy: but cant frag his way outta a paper bag
massywassy: in scrims and matches
Joey: HAHAHAHA

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massywassy: i jst wanna play with my best bud thats all
massywassy: :[
Joey: ROFL YA RIGHT
massywassy: its true
massywassy: guess u dont feelt he same
Joey: im watchin something babe
massywassy: im watchin something too
massywassy: its called the death of our friendship
massywassy: starring naader and joey
Joey: HAHAHAHAH
Joey: ROOOFL
Joey: GOD
Joey: i love you
massywassy: lmao
Joey: k im rdy :-)

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rooRoo: sociallyawkward-f4-
rooRoo: sup
Joey: HAHAHAHAH
rooRoo: LOL

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joey: wtf how did you not die?!
charley: umm have you ever heard of the better player theory??

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trey: im going to sleep gorgeous
Joey: gnight brudda
trey: have an excellent night
Joey: cya 2morrow
trey: and remember, life is short, enjoy yourself
trey: bust a nut or two
Joey: ROFL
Joey: hahah
trey: good night sister
trey is now Offline.

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Joey: PUG?
rooRoo: cousin is on comp ill be back at midnight thirty
Joey: ROFL

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massywassy: i mac'd on a girl today
massywassy: im so gooood
Joey: mYYYYY NIGGA
Joey: i need the deets
Joey: tell me EVERYTHING
massywassy: i brushed my lips
massywassy: i think that was the trick
Joey: HAHAHAH
Joey: LOOOL
Joey: DiD U RLY!?
massywassy: nah just wanted to make you laugh/smile :D

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*i join a deathmatch server*
Joey is now playing Counter-Strike. Click here to join.
*5 minutes later i leave*
massywassy: that was the wimpiest dm sesh ive ever seen
Joey: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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massywassy: relationships take time to work
massywassy: just cant rush things
massywassy: its so funny u kno we always break up but each time we get bak 2gother again
massywassy: its like we know theres no one else
massywassy: so we might as well work it out
Joey: i hope ur talkin about the team right now.....
Joey: ROFL
Joey: hahah
massywassy: ?
massywassy: me n u
Joey: HAHAHAHAH
Joey: GODDAMMIT MASSY
massywassy: LOL

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rooRoo: well aren't you just the class clown you silly fuck
Joey: ROFL fuck off pal

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*talking on the client because he has me blocked on steam..*
[luvaluva-f4-] core temp says intel processor not supported, this program will not continue
[joey-f4-] find another one then
[joey-f4-] or make sure u download the one for intel
[joey-f4-] google is ur friend
[luvaluva-f4-] you arent though
luvaluva-f4- has logged out.

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*massy and i are pugging against eachother*
(im waiting lower b all round like a faggot)
massy: your such a pussy i cant wait to rape you
me: oh ok
massy: ya just wait for this long push
*he walks down lower B stairs, and i 1 deag him*
massy: YOUR SUCH A PUSSY
me: HAHA RaAAAaPPEEedD

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jose: yo joey
Joey: sup
jose: whenever you shower, do you clean your butthole?
jose: srsquestion
Joey: ...
Joey: ofcourse wtf
Joey: crack gooch butthole
Joey: everything
jose: alright i just didnt want to be the oddman out
jose: i never did it tho, until i went to bootcamp i saw people doing it
jose: so i started
jose: felt clean ever since
Joey: .........................
Joey: thats gettin biog'd
jose: hey man i wasn't taught to clean my butthole
jose: um...
Joey: uve probably smelt like shit ur entire life LOL

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5:03 PM - massywassy: wanna bet $
5:03 PM - Joey: UR FUCKING BONED KID
5:03 PM - massywassy: we got at least 5-1
5:03 PM - massywassy: 10 bux
5:03 PM - massywassy: put ur money where ur faggot mouf iz
5:03 PM - Joey: LOL

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Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
5:04 PM - Joey: hows WoW treatin ya
5:21 PM - trey: its aight
5:22 PM - Joey: i quit cs
5:25 PM - Joey: LOL aight good convo, nice talkin to ya

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SURGE_D3 has logged in.
[SURGE_D3] shitty
SURGE_D3 has logged out.

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*my baby joins a dm server*
massywassy is now playing Counter-Strike. Click here to join.
6:28 PM - Joey: 55 frags in 9 mins
6:28 PM - Joey: ur pretty good
6:29 PM - massywassy: massywassy 3: Return of the "G"
6:29 PM - massywassy: check it out
6:29 PM - Joey: ROFL
6:29 PM - Joey: ROOOFL
6:29 PM - Joey: FUCK UP
6:29 PM - Joey: HOLY SHIT
6:29 PM - Joey: HAHAH
6:30 PM - massywassy: ROFL

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me: you guys wanna play another pug
collin: na im gonna go jerk off again
collin: na im just kidding i dont think i can sperm anymore
me: SPERM? why not just say cum?
collin: cum sounds too erotic to me
mike: cum is too erotic??

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1:50 AM - Joey: cure my boredom pls
1:50 AM - cale 8]: google.com
1:50 AM - cale 8]: winterbells
1:50 AM - cale 8]: boom
1:50 AM - cale 8]: see ya in a week
1:51 AM - Joey: ROFL

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10:33 PM - Joey: i might go to a huge park tomorrow
10:33 PM - Joey: take some landscape shots
10:33 PM - Joey: YA OUTDOORS BABY
10:33 PM - xSMTx: WOO OUTSIDE
10:33 PM - xSMTx: dont melt
10:33 PM - Joey: ROOOOOOFL

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massywassy is now playing Counter-Strike. Click here to join.
8:23 PM - Joey: what u doin
8:23 PM - Joey: ?
8:23 PM - massywassy: jerking off to CS models
8:24 PM - Joey: ROFL?

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*i link something to everyone in mumble*
trey: is this really worth the watch?
me: ya i guess
trey: i dunno... im not really in the mood to laugh
me: HAHAHAHA WHO SAYS THAT...

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*me and the guys are talking about lanning in mumble*
collin: now that i think about it.. ive slept in so many dudes beds

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6:20 AM - jMALDO: my stepmoms walking around in the living room
6:20 AM - jMALDO: and i have like 4 tabs of porn open
6:20 AM - jMALDO: so if i make one wrong move
6:20 AM - Joey: ROFL
6:20 AM - jMALDO: im done for
6:20 AM - jMALDO: LMFAO
6:20 AM - Joey: HAHAHAHAH

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*talking in mumble with the guys*
collin: how do i bring up old convos i've had on the client
mike: ok this is what you do, you open up your cstrike folder and go to your autoexec config and turn off automatic pick up for your guns

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*we're scrimming and collin dies and i misunderstand him*
me: WHAT? you're about to burn his house down?!
collin: WTF NO I SAID IM ABOUT TO RIP MY MOUSE OUT

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massy: cmon trey you can tell us
mike: ya trey your secret is safe with us
*mike starts to insta-record in mumble*

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*we won 2 rounds first half OT*
collin: nice guys 1 more round and we win
massy: we need 2 more rounds
collin: nice guys 2 more rounds and we win
*gigglefest2k11*

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5:15 PM - Joey: did i tell u yesterday when i tried to get mike on i accidently texted my mom 1
5:15 PM - Joey: life sux
5:15 PM - massywassy: yeah
5:15 PM - massywassy: was boring then
5:15 PM - massywassy: its boring now
5:15 PM - massywassy: HAH
5:15 PM - Joey: ROFL
5:16 PM - Joey: u put the ass
5:16 PM - Joey: in classic
5:16 PM - massywassy: LOL

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*we finish scrimming late at night*
me: man now i cant even get a jerk sesh in
trey: another?!
collin: ARE YOU EVER FLACCID?!

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*talking on fathers day*
5:54 AM - massywassy: why shoot the breeze about it when we can be about it
5:54 AM - massywassy: dude fuck ur dad
5:54 AM - massywassy: its massy day
5:54 AM - Joey: ROFL
5:54 AM - Joey: out of context
5:54 AM - Joey: that line can be epic
5:54 AM - massywassy: LOL

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*me and cupcake are watching matches*
massywassy: why watch legends when we can BECOME legends?
Joey: thats beautiful

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9:33 PM - trey: yo
9:34 PM - trey: is it weird that im looking forward to the winter just so i can wear different clothing
9:34 PM - trey: i got some new clothes today
9:34 PM - trey: they were on sale
9:34 PM - trey: since its not in season
9:34 PM - Joey: i hate u
9:34 PM - trey: ooooook
9:34 PM - Joey: Joey Basile
Is it weird that I'm looking forward to fall/winter just because I can wear sweaters and jackets all the time?
9:34 PM - Joey: i c rite throo u
9:34 PM - trey: WHATTT
9:34 PM - trey: NO WAY
9:34 PM - trey: ROFL
9:34 PM - trey: was that on facebook?
9:35 PM - Joey: ...
9:35 PM - Joey: this is a great troll
9:35 PM - Joey: and yes it was
9:35 PM - trey: ROFLL
9:35 PM - trey: im 2 good
9:35 PM - Joey: haha
9:35 PM - trey: biog?
9:35 PM - trey: im itchin to get in
9:35 PM - Joey: ROFL

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*DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) luv.joey-f4- : haha rhx
*DEAD* luv.joey-f4- : rtx
*DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) luv.joey-f4- : thx
*DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) luv.joey-f4- : FuUuck'
*DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) luv.luvaluva : LOL
(Counter-Terrorist) luv.luvaluva : rhx
(Counter-Terrorist) luv.luvaluva : collins next alias
(Counter-Terrorist) luv.joey-f4- : collins new alias
(Counter-Terrorist) luv.joey-f4- : ROFL
(Counter-Terrorist) luv.luvaluva : WHAT
(Counter-Terrorist) luv.luvaluva : RFOL
(Counter-Terrorist) luv.luvaluva : WHAT?
(Counter-Terrorist) luv.joey-f4- : ahaha

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massywassy: theres no match you crazy cacoon
massywassy: wednesday and thursday
Joey: FuckIN WAke N bAKe
Joey: fuck im stoned
massywassy: me2
Joey: NICE
Joey: hahah
massywassy: HAHAHAHA
massywassy: lets pug.... ALL FUCKING DAY
massywassy: LIKE SEVEN PUGS
massywassy: THEN PISS BREAK
massywassy: THEN EIGHT MORE
Joey: LOL

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Joey: ROFL
Joey: trying to see what can be biog'd
massywassy: everything i spit is fucking gold you cracker cunt
Joey: ROFL

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massywassy: YA THE FAT KID ISNT GUNNA EAT
massywassy: DOUBTFUl
massywassy: LOLL
Joey: ROFL
Joey: STFU
massywassy: HAHAHA
Joey: U BITCH
Joey: IM GONNA KICK UR ASS ONE OF THESE DAYS
massywassy: im fuckin refreshing ur profile
massywassy: waiting
Joey: ROFL
Joey: FOR A BIOG
Joey: ROFL
Joey: SIGNED OUT TOO
Joey: HAHAHAHAH
Joey: PATHED
massywassy: LOOl
Joey: ABSOLUTELY PATHD
massywassy: i have some really cute pics of me
massywassy: from mexico
massywassy: topless
Joey: ROFL
Joey: LIKE I GIVE A SHIT
massywassy: LOOL

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